The Bird Show.

We have a bird show listener who needs some advice. She is coming on with us, I think, because she heard we, what were we talking about? Where we had human resources on with us recently? We were talking about stinky people? Yeah, stinky people. Well, now we are the human resource experts. Okay. And Brandy's got a problem at the office. So Brandy, we'll do our best to help you out.

You are on the voice disguiser.

Hi.

How are you?

Hey, I did something a couple years ago, and I'm really scared I'm about to get major trouble for it.

Okay.

What did you do?

Well, I don't want to give too many details because I'm really scared and I get in trouble, but I work for a company in human resources, and a couple years

ago, this guy was interviewed and he was about to be hired and he filled out all the paperwork

and he was set to come on board and he decided at the last minute he wasn't going to take

the job but all the paperwork was submitted and you know the position that he had really

didn't have that much work and so the rest of us or the other people that department just kind of absorbed his work, and I processed the paperwork already,

and lo and behold, like, 14 days later, his first paycheck came into Human Resources Department and landed on my desk, and then two weeks later another paycheck came.

And, well, basically I had a way of arranging.

I know this is wrong, but I really needed the money, and the paychecks were just building up for his...

For the past two years, I've actually been having his payroll checks, direct deposited

in my account.

Wow.

Wow.

For two years?

So you've got two years' worth of another man's salary in your bank account?

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