Hey, welcome to the full show podcast.

Thank you so much for finding us. My son was going to bed last night and was like, God, tomorrow's going to suck. Why? He goes, it's Tuesday. Tuesdays are the worst. And I'm like, dude. It's not Monday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Yeah. And then I promoted it to him while he was going to sleep. Oh, okay.

Always be working. I'm sure he loves that as well. Hey, so we got a new listener today. He may be in school when it airs, but he can catch the podcast. Yeah, that's right. That's right. And here it is. We got a full hour for you. That includes your awkward Tuesday. And, of course, starts with comments. Yeah, Hamey said long-time listener.

My only comment is the names people want to go by on the mass speed. and of course starts with comments. Yeah, Hamey said longtime listener.

My only comment is the names people want to go by on the mass speaker.

They should be way more creative and interesting.

Less Kate or Dan and more Columbus or Wisteria.

I'm with her.

Sometimes I'm like, really, you're going to go by Phil?

Yeah.

All the names.

Hey, you know what?

Comment your best mass speaker nickname. And maybe we can suggest to some of our future callers. Or just call in with the juicy confession. Even better. Even better. But by the name, sassafras. Yeah. Your full hour starts right now. Well, this is super embarrassing. Oh, good. I like it. What happened? You already liked it? Yeah. National procrastination week just happened. Oh. And we were supposed to talk about it last week. Oh, irony. But producer Boyd said we missed it. Oh, we procrastinated. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's like I hate when National Forget Week comes up too. Oh, we forgot about that week. I had it on my list. I really did. And I just forgot to bring it up. So you know what? That's my bad. Did you forget or were you just going to do it later? I mean, I was going to do it at a certain point. And then, well, look, we're doing it. Okay, here we are. We got to it. A week a week later they say better late than never jeff but if you're wondering why you're the type of person who

procrastinate so much researchers just did a big complicated study on it basically they found a

connection between your attitude and your actions okay so if your negative feelings about doing something outweighs the positive feelings of getting it done,

then you're probably going to put it off.

Oh.

I saved everything for the very last minute.

Yeah, I do it out of importance.

Like I'm like, do I need to do these dishes?

No, I have plastic silverware.

I don't need to do the dishes. Yeah, and not plastic silverware. I don't need to do the dishes.

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