Noo. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Figaro Lapu. Are you like me, do you love to eat, but sometimes your food does not love you back?

Oh my, that is quite unpleasant, is it not?

Here at the Frigamal industries we have developed a pill that will take the stink out of...

Of course we cannot muffle the noise but we can eliminate that embarrassing eye

watering wallpaper peeling aroma you will still hear the but the aroma will be a designer fragrance chosen especially for you.

We have country pine

potpourri

musk Poppery!

Musk, and my personal favorite. Sea breeze.

A heart, he was mixed on your face.

We call this mother miracle pill, Flachulante.

Flachulante, go ahead and shoot.

Flachulante, the air you won't pollute.

You're pulling your own finger air you won't pollute.

Your phone in your own finger because you want to cut the cheese.

Now you're breaking wind so much your ass gives off a breeze.

Vladjolante. win so much your ass gives off a breeze.

Flachulante, in the restaurant or in the bedroom.

Get under the covers, honey. I want to do a Dutch oven.

Oh, I hate that.

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