If just thinking about your bills makes you feel confused and disorientated,

like your head is full of raspberry,

then you need Monzo.

Download your new favorite bank and pay bills from custom pots.

Money never felt like Monzo.

UK residents, tease and seas apply. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

They say 3% of the people use 5 to 6% of their brain.

9 to 7% use just 3% and the rest goes down the drain.

I will never know which one I am,

but I'll bet you my last dime.

99% think we're 3% 100% of the time. I gotta write that down.

They say 72 percent of all statistics are made up right there on the spot.

84.4 percent of people believe them,

whether they're accurate statistics or not.

Now, I'll never know what you believe,

but I do know there's no doubt I need

another double shot of something 90 proof this is too

much to think about it's too much to think about

too much to figure out stuck between hope and doubt with too much to think about.

They say 92% of everything you learned in high school was bull crap that you will never need.

82% of everything you got you bought just to satisfy your greed

because 94% of the entire population links possessions to success even though 80% of the wealthiest 1% of the population

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