Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

With us in the studio, one of our favorite comedians, a guy named Jim Gaffigan.

I'm moving a little slow to this morning.

I have to admit I had a hot pocket for dinner last night.

I've never really eaten a hot pocket and then afterwards been I'm glad I ate that.

I was like I think I'm gonna die.

I hate that?

I eat it or rub it on my face. My back hurts.

Really see the hot pocket on the menu when you go out to dinner.

That's true.

Let's see, I will have the Caesar salad and the Hot Pocket.

Our specials, we have a Seabass which is broiled.

And we have a hot pocket which is cooked in a dirty microwave and that comes with a side of pepto.

Is your in the pocket cold in the middle?

It's frozen, but it can be served boiling lava hot.

Will it burn my mouth?

It'll destroy your mouth.

Everything will taste like rubber for a month.

Hot pocket.

Here's the vegetarian hot pocket for those of us that don't want to eat meat but still would like diarrhea.

Oh, pocket!

Should just come with a roll of toilet paper.

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