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UK residents, T's and C's apply. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Sneeing from the pollen the chain caught my shoe string hit the center bar on my

bicycle and almost lost my bearings. I love summer.

Good old summer time.

I got sunburned on the soles of my feet and sand where the sun don't shine.

Sunburned at the beach in pain the whole darn night

So much skin peeled off my back you could make a set of Samson night. I love summer

Good ol' Sampson night I love summer. Good old summer time. I got sunburned on the soles of my feet. A lot of sand where the sun don't shine.

Putting on a cold wet bathing suit, mosquitoes and bees and tetanus shot in a dairy air.

Something's crawling at the foot of my sleeping bag and flaming marshmallows in my hair.

Drop and roll.

Caught a baseball with my face.

Potato salad in the sun.

Salmonella steps up to the plate Listeria gets the run.

Oh, I love summer.

Good old summertime.

I got sunburned on the soles of my feet in sand where the sun don't shine.

I got sunburned at the back of my throat

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