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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show.

Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Three, two, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Today is Wednesday.

It's March the 4th, 26.

My name is Woody.

That is Greg Gore. Hi, Woody. We got Menace.

Hi. Gene and Grad is here. There's C-Bass. We got Sammy. Morgan is here. I see Vaughn and

dumbass Tyler, Bort and Menji holding it down. We are the Woody show. Phones are open 877-44.

Woody. Send us a text over to 229-87. Coming up for you on the show today. We're going to have to meet some people at the crossroads, you guys. Oh, damn it. Yeah, the crossroads. It's spring cleaning. Now it's officially almost spring, right? 20th? A couple weeks, right? Well, because we're doing the clocks thing this weekend. Yeah, thank God. And I think the official beginning of spring is March 20th. That sounds right. I know. For whatever reason, that's the date that's sticking out to me. So anyway, we will cut some dead weight. What do you show Crossroads? Also, trending news headlines. We've got some of the entertainment stuff. Birthdays all coming up for you this hour. Today, March 4th is World Obesity Day. Perfect. Finally a day for us. I know. I know. I know. I know. Yeah. All right. Here's one for Seabas. It is Global Day of the Engineer. Oh. yeah. Pretty much everything is. I mean, literally everything we do is engineered. Engineer. I'm saying, like, you consider yourself still to be an engineer. You know, you don't do it professionally. Like, he graduated with a degree in chemical engineering. Wow. We're more social engineering now, but yes, I agree with what you're saying. Yeah, we don't really need it our own day.

We just selflessly continue

to make the world better.

All right.

Fine.

All right,

here's,

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