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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show. Upbreak at Merit.

This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

It is Tuesday.

It is January the 27th, 2026.

Welcome.

My name is Woody. That is Greg Goreory. Hi. We got Menace.

Hi. Gina Grad is here. Hello. We got Seabath. Sammy. Hey. There's Morgan. She is our associate producer. We got Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. Bort is here. Menji

is here. They're holding things down there on the Woody Show

production department. Phones are open at 87744 Woody. That's 877 44 Woody. Set us a text over to

22987 today on the show. Seabass's annual pilgrimage to the Avian Awards, the Adult Video

News Awards, aka the Oscars of Porn. I do it for you. Yeah, so he went out there really took one for the team. Oh, yeah. Yeah, talking to these porn stars. Is it about their worst day at work again? We've got that, but that also spins off into a lot of other little interesting topics. All right. So, yes, we'll talk about the most interesting worst day at work, but then there's many other things because these are full individuals that lead deep, complex lives. Sure, sure. Also, some of the trending news headlines, so we'll get some of the entertainment stuff, birthdays, porno birthday, coming up this morning for you on the Woody Show. Greg, I know that you just love winter. We post that video on our Instagram at the Woody Show. Greg, I know that you just love winter.

We post that video on our Instagram at the Woody Show.

You were asking the question, why does anybody love winter?

How?

You're weird.

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