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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Two, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

And just like that, it's another new week.

It's like you blink.

The worst ever is, you know, maybe you even got decent sleep, but the worst ever is what it feels like you just blink. Like you closed your eyes. And like, there's no way I slept. But it's been hours. You ever have that? So unsatisfying. That usually happens when you're sick. Yeah. You get that kind of sleep where, you know, or when you're just so tired, you just,

you pass it.

You wake up to hours later, but it doesn't feel like, you don't really get to enjoy it. Because you feel like you had, like, have I even fallen asleep yet? Yeah, totally. I would say that's most days, honestly. Like your alarm goes off every weekday. Like, really? Here we are again. What time do you...

Two seconds.

Okay, your alarm goes off at what time?

3.35.

3.35 a.m. You're like, really? Here we are again. What time do you... Two seconds. Okay, your alarm goes off at what time?

3.35 a.m. Yeah. And I go to bed around like 9.9.30? Okay, that's why. That's probably why. It's too late, man. I hate going to bed early. It's so depressing. So childish. I said... I said one day a week that I go, you know what? I'm going to be in bed by 5.30. Damn. It doesn't mean you have to go to sleep. It just means being in bed, you could be scrolling, you could be watching or listening to something or whatever. You're in bed. But you're in bed. Most of the time, I'll be asleep dead to the world by 6.15.

Damn.

I wish I could do that.

And I'll sleep from then.

My alarm goes off at 3 a.m. Yeah. So I'll sleep from, you know, 615 until 3 a.m. And feel great. You got to... Unlike you, though. You've got to find a day. Like, you don't think time makes that much of a difference in the morning. like, oh, what difference does an hour make?

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