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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show.

Insensitivity training

for a politically correct world.

Three, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

Well, today is April the 10th, 2026. And today, ladies and gentlemen, is Friday.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Day five of five.

Woody. Good gory. Boy. We got Menace. Hi. Gina Grad. Hello. Sea bass is here. We gory. We got Menace.

Hi, what is up? Gina Grad. Hello. Sea bass is here. We got Sammy. Hey. There's Morgan. Yop. Vaughn is here. We got dumb-ass Tyler. I see Bort. I see Menji. We are all fired up and ready to go. Get this week out of the way into the weekend. Welcome to the Woody show.

Well, you know how Friday's work? The only rule is we do whatever it is we can to get through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible. Again, if you want to be part of any of it,

87744 Woody is the number to call in, to text in. You send that stuff over to 2-2-9-87 Friday check-ins.

Tell us who you are.

And then we're around town.

You're listening to The Woody Show.

Any kind of exciting weekend plans?

Anything, any one you'd like to have this mention?

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