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Actually, I do need to let people know right at the outset.

The Cakes Classic for November is not tomorrow night.

It's usually the first Wednesday of every month.

It has been moved to the Wednesday, the night before Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving Eve.

Whatever date that is, herein lies the rub. $20,000 guarantee on the cakes classic in late November. So they've added a little sweetener to that. Wow. Not on the usual date. I might have to show up. 20K guarantee. What is it normally? Like say if you get 100 people or whatever, what's normally in the prize pool? If there's 100, I mean, it's going to be close to that 20K guarantee or over it. But this is full-blown, just 20K, even if 10 people show up. It's going to be a big, fat overlay. That is not going to be the case because I'm guessing. There'll be a lot of people. Well, the night before Thanksgiving, do you know, packed MGM National Harbor is going to be...

It's kind of the biggest party night of the year. Well, do you know how packed every bar is going to be? You know how hard Mike Marr is going to go the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving? Like the hardest. That's basically the Super Bowl for anyone in their 20s post-colle. It's a huge thing.

And I only realized that probably a few years ago when I saw the Green Turtle in the O-town

was setting up a massive tent in the parking lot, like on Monday or Tuesday before Thanksgiving.

I was like, what's going on?

They're like, well, we're going to get all the kids who are coming home for break that want to hang out with their buddies and just get, just get hammered the night before Thanksgiving and places packed. You're just bringing out droves of people, big party night, the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. Yeah. For the people of Mike Mars age group.

I don't think Jason did it, but I used to always do the smoker at the math.

I went for a few years.

Then when I got out to Virginia, it's just too much of a hassle getting there.

Sitting on the Beltway.

I think the Beltway is, you know, crazy during just a normal day, you know, work day, Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. You want to avoid as much as possible. Just get lazier as I get older. It's like doing a lot less. I think that's, I think that's tough for you for most. By the way, props to J.P. Finley, he's going to speak at the smoker this year.

Very good.

Oh, is he?

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