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Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Not Totally Single Update UPDATE, Accidental Drug Dealer + Homeless Hero (4/23/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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FULL SHOW: Thursday, April 23rd, 2026

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0:00.0

All right, just check my coffee. Think I've been drinking curdled cream all morning.

0:03.9

Yeah. After she finishes the coffee, let's be clear. There's about two sips left. Brooke looks at her mug and goes, I think my creamer's bad. Smells fine. What is wrong with my taste buds? I don't know how you went a whole cup of coffee and then realize. And how do I not feel sick? I don't know. I feel fine. Why did you like it? If there's any doctors listening that need to, you know, research an incredible iron stomach, I'm a girl for you. Doctors aren't listening to us. That's a good point. Come on. Good point. They should make a reality food show about you called the iron stomach. What she not eat they just feed you stuff oh god

0:39.3

Ashin no that was

0:40.8

that was not me

0:42.0

come on stop with the sound effects

0:45.2

you're here you're at the second date

0:47.2

no what are we at we're at the full show podcast

0:49.4

yes there we are maybe it has

0:51.4

gone to my brain before we get to a

0:53.2

brand new full hour what do you got for us Alexis Elchanon commented and is going to take back this comment after hearing what we just talked about. Because they said, I don't know why, but Brooke, every time I listen to you, I imagine your face as if you were Hillary Duff. Don't know why, just the vibe. Love the show, love from Israel. That's nice. Yeah. But Hillary Duff wouldn't do what you just did. I don't know. She's not tough enough. That's why.

1:46.2

Okay. Just the vibe. Love the show. Love from Israel. That's nice. Yeah. But Hillary Duff wouldn't do what you just did. I don't know. She's not tough enough. That's why. Her assistant would catch it. Let's get this full hour started right now. It's prom season. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And Brooke, how did you get asked to prom? I don't think I've ever heard a story about your prom past. Did you even go? That's true. Yes, I went to prom. With someone? The first year, I asked a boy that was a year younger than me, which was not a cute look. That was a mistake. Just the younger part. Wow. Went to a really lame party because anyway.

1:47.1

Oh, man.

1:47.9

That all tracks.

1:48.8

That's the word.

1:51.2

And then the second year I went with a guy I was dating.

1:52.2

Oh, cool.

1:53.4

It wasn't like a dramatic.

1:56.3

There was no promposals when I was in high school. Oh, really?

1:57.4

No.

1:58.0

Oh, I did so many elaborate things.

2:00.1

Oh, maybe my school just didn't do it.

2:02.2

Yeah.

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