Welcome in on a Tuesday. People, I have to tell you, I was very, very close to a dream coming

through. And no, we're going to get to the lions. We're going to get to all of the football things.

But I stumbled on something last night. And I thought, oh, my God, I've got Rico dead to effing rights.

No one has slandered the sport of horse racing more than Rico Beard.

No one has had more patronizing, disingenuous, sarcastic, and self-congratulatory commentary

as Mr. Rico Beard. So last night, before bed as I'm apt to do and I pop the sleepy time

gummy and I'm laying in bed like Dracula, I will cruise the YouTube and just, you know,

YouTube offers suggestions like, hey friend, you seem to be interested in this.

Naturally for me, a lot of it is horse racing.

And I saw a race I go to a lot.

And it was the 1992 Florida Derby.

Now, now, what would this have to do with Rico, you say?

I'm glad you asked, friends.

Is this in Sarasota?

Once again, I, honestly, if the ceiling collapsed and took us both out, I would take that deal

because at least I know it got you.

So look, what does this have to do

with Rico? Well, 1992, a little known musical artist from Oakland, California had gotten into horse

racing. And he owned a horse that was racing in the Florida Derby.

That little-known artist was a gentleman named MC Hammer.

That horse was named Dance Floor.

I remember that.

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