Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Met our old lover at the grocery store

Don't think she was wearing a bra

The way she jiggled in the produce line

Those were the best melons we saw.

She didn't recognize our faces at first.

Because she was staring at our

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She asked us if we'd like to have a dream.

We said fine we'll meet at six

We'll have ourselves a drink or two

but couldn't find an open bar.

Got some malt liquor at the package store.

And we did it in her car.

We drank a toast to days gone by.

Drank a toast to New Year's Eve.

Then she puked and passed out in her car.

So we decided, hey, let's leave.

The beer was empty and our tongues was tired.

And Sunny really had to go.

We wanted her to have our phone number.

So Sunny wrote it in the snow.

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