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The BOB & TOM Show
4.5 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2023
⏱️ 167 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. Every day I give thanks to God. I was born a man instead of abroad. When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV. I don't shave my legs TV I don't shave my legs I stand up to pee I go to a bar but not a beauty salon |
| 0:48.9 | Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on |
| 0:56.4 | Don't wax my pews so I can wear shorts. I use my turn signal I understand sports. Man I'm glad I'm a man man |
| 1:03.0 | tell you the reason I am |
| 1:05.0 | I don't go through a phase every 28 days |
| 1:09.0 | man I'm glad I'm a man I'm glad I'm a man Pay cash to the grocery no checks or coupons |
| 1:23.6 | don't take along a friend when I go to the John |
| 1:27.1 | I don't throw a fit when I break a nail |
| 1:30.5 | I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale. I don't apply makeup in my rear mirror |
| 1:37.0 | I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer I drink beer from a bottle and not from a glass I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass |
| 1:47.6 | Man I'm glad I'm a man man |
| 1:51.1 | Tell you the reason I am. |
| 1:54.0 | I don't face the pain of what a weight gain. |
| 1:58.0 | Man, I'm glad I'm a man. |
| 2:01.0 | Let me tell you ladies. |
| 2:03.0 | Listen to me ladies. I love those things inside of your blouse. |
| 2:07.0 | I love your pretty faces, your warm and soft embraces, |
| 2:11.0 | but if I had my own two boobs, I never leave the house. |
| 2:15.6 | I'll spend two hours getting ready for a date. I don't play with dolls unless they inflate. |
| 2:29.0 | When someone asks my age, I never lie. |
| 2:32.0 | After sex in bed bed my spots always dry I don't read about |
| 2:37.0 | orgasms in both magazines I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans I don't spend a fortune on French |
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