New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

Climbled like David Schwimmer.

I need a good reason to get out of bed.

Got sleep in my eyes, loud in my head. I need a good reason to get out of bed Got sleep in my eyes

Louds in my head

I need a shot of something

To make my motor go

I know bumps

So I turn on

The Klein and that you show

Hey sweet cheeks

Give me some flying

and that a show.

How do you feel about making some moonshine?

Give me some flying and out of the show.

Takao.

Fat cow.

Get your motor running with the climbing on the show. No, no, it has to go in the butt.

I said, get your motor running with a Klein and Highland Show.

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