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Los Angeles, Orange County. And the world is a better place because of our in-studio friend, Miss Pat, who settles a lot of problems to make sure that we can get on with our lives, including things like this, Allie. I'm embarrassed to say I'll pay her $2,600 for a BBL procedure, and it just didn't turn out right. I was trying to be built like a Barbie, but I'm built like Barney. And guess who has to settle that problem and make it okay?

Miss Pat, back on Kay Rock. Hi, Miss Pat.

Good morning. Welcome. Great to see you. And thank you for being a woman of your word. We talked on the phone. I don't know, two months ago. You said, when I'm in LA, I'm going to stop by. We said, we'll never see her again.

And here you are.

Oh, no, I'm too old a lot.

You start getting up in age.

You're too close to heaven or hell.

So you want to always be honest. Yeah, we always feel bad of like having a comedian in so early in the morning. But for you, you said it doesn't matter. Early mornings don't make any difference to you. No, I mean, I'm 53 years old, so I'm at an age where I like to wake up early to make sure I didn't die.

Well, I think also, and I think Klein, this is your wife's theory, right? Once you have kids,

you can never have a full night sleep. He'll never sleep. You'll never actually feel rested ever again.

I mean, you just won't. Even if nothing's happening, you feel like this extra thing.

You don't realize. Well, my kids are grown. and I think I don't sleep now because I live in a bigger house, and I'm always watching my security cameras. Oh, you are? You just think every day someone's going to bring. Every little car you drive by, you're like, that looks suspicious. What the thing is, is I'm the only convicted felon in my house. I'm the only person from the streets. You know, my husband comes from a two-parent household Christian, and he don't know nothing about it. He don't know what it means to say,

lay it down.

I do. And so, there been times I come home to our house and the back doors are alive. I was like, what are you doing? Somebody going to come in and stick a piss in your face. Like, what are you talking about? And I'm like, it is so hard for a felon like me to live with a non-convicted felon

because they don't have no street knowledge.

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