If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the linemen in the NFL to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I can make this holiday season, the first would be for all the

linemen in the NFL to join hands and sing in a spirit of harmony and peace, and the second

would be for 200 extra fantasy points to be given to me to be added to my team any week throughout the season as I see fit. You know, if I can make three wishes this holiday season, the first of course would be for all the linemen to get together and

sing the second would be for two hundred extra fantasy points given to me and the third would be

for unlimited trade power over every member of my league to carry out any move as I see fit.

And if I had four wishes that I can make this holiday season,

the first would be the crap about the tugboat line and done.

The second would be for the 200 extra fantasy points.

The third would be for all the trade power and the fourth

would be to set aside one weekend each year

to recreate my own tush push

in the honeymoon suite of the Bilageo with my lovely wife who was behind this idea 100%.

And of course three others of my choosing.

Jeff Saturday would absolutely catch an invite with how Peyton Manning described those buns.

Now wait a minute, maybe the tush push should be the first thing, so I'll make that the first wish

because he can all go boom tomorrow and then what do you got?

You know?

No, no, the linemen singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They can't all sing. The Eagles Christmas album is an anomaly. I mean, the rest of the league cannot be that good. I don't need pitchy big guys serenating me.

Okay, so we reorganize here we go first the tush push thing we go with that second

the fantasy points no no we go with the trade power second and then the fantasy points and then the line. Oh,

funky butt-loving. I forgot about revenge against Arthur Smith.

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