Fuck Monsters - Fuck Mondays by RehnWriter (1/?)
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ποΈ 12 December 2021
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| 0:00.0 | The Army's SkyNet Fiosatellites can establish comms lines anywhere, |
| 0:04.0 | but only a soldier can adapt their voice to the situation on the ground. |
| 0:09.0 | Giving orders and taking control. |
| 0:12.0 | We are showing local civilians. |
| 0:16.0 | Staying calm in a medical emergency. |
| 0:20.0 | Or knowing when it's best, just to listen. |
| 0:24.0 | Nothing can do what a soldier can do. |
| 0:26.0 | Army recruiting now, search, Army jobs. |
| 0:32.0 | I think we can all agree that Mondays are the worst. |
| 0:34.0 | I mean, it doesn't matter where you work or what you do, |
| 0:37.0 | it's not of any week always sucks. |
| 0:39.0 | It sucks, especially hard if you're crawling through a frickin sewer tunnel at 8 in the morning. |
| 0:47.0 | And no, I'm not part of a sewage cleaning crew. |
| 0:49.0 | Sometimes I wish I was because it would be way less trouble. |
| 0:53.0 | Instead, I'm working as an exterminator and not the comm you'd expect. |
| 0:58.0 | What I take care of aren't rodents or strays, not even people. |
| 1:05.0 | No, I take care of for simplicity's sake. |
| 1:09.0 | Monsters. |
| 1:12.0 | Tell you the truth, this morning I wasn't in the mood for work. |
| 1:15.0 | Zero fucking percent. |
| 1:17.0 | That's not how the job goes though. |
| 1:19.0 | See, first you can't lays around with those things. |
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