The Bert Show.

Just going to admit it right now that I have come in here today on this segment specifically to be an A-hole.

All right.

So just this one?

Now, I'm not saying that I won't be again sometime during the show, but this one is specifically designed to anger somebody in studio.

So this isn't like you're going to Reddit to Am I the A-Hole?

No.

Because you already know you are the A-Hole.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I am definitely the A-Hole here.

One of the things that I get most amused by in working on this show is the superficial ways that our show director Tommy will get upset and the passion

that he has for some things that I would consider superficial. It just tickles me.

When he gets mad, it tickles me. Hey, when the Hulk gets angry, it's for a reason. Yeah, but you're like

the Hulk is like if the Hulk wear a giant teddy bear. And so I feel so bad because you'll get legitimately mad and I'm just cracking up because it is like the most, it's like the cutest, cutest, cutest display of anger I've ever seen and getting you more and more angry. Like, you're like the guy from inside out. The little anger icon behind the control panel on your head starts steaming. I'll show him right. It's like seeing Santa Claus get angry. I'm like, you're just too jolly. His blood sugar is just a little low. Someone get him a snigger. Go ahead. Let's call this segment, poke the bear. Okay, yeah, yeah. And again, this is in superficial ways here. Like, before we started this segment, I'm like, hey, can you guys think of other ways that, superficial ways that Tommy is just like disproportionately been upset, and Kristen had a classic example. When you got really upset with Bert Bert when he said all the BG songs sounded the same.

That's ridiculous.

I mean, you were really upset.

You got really upset with me when I said Greece 2 was just as good as Greece 1.

Oh, yeah.

That's just asinine.

But you have to understand, it's usually not just just that it's usually like him visually being upset

and stating his case on exactly why he's so passionate it's the passion yeah it's the passion

behind it with those two examples my heart is already being fast my favorite is he'll stop

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