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From The Vault: We Found Out Just How Out Of Shape Everyone In Studio Is Live On Air!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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How many pushups can YOU do? Did you know there’s a specific number you *should* be able to do depending on your age? We discovered how out of shape The Bert Show is live on air!

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0:34.7

So the Mayo Clinic this morning is like, hey, all right, you know, it's a pretty good indicator of if you're in good shape or not is how many pushups you can do. And they list how many you should be able to do at a certain age to consider yourself in good shape or not. Oh, is this going to happen during the commercial break? I wasn't going to call you on the carpet on it. I was just going to ask you.

0:51.0

How many can you do? And then I'll tell you if the Mayo Clinic says that you're in pretty decent shape. Does it have to be like a traditional pushup? It can't be like on the knees? No, it has to be a... I would think it would have to be a real one. Okay. How many can you do? One and a half. I'm just kidding.

1:45.1

He threw the hands there like that was going to help. Sometimes a girl needs a half. That's fair. You're just kidding because that's too much or too little? It's too little. How many could you do right now? I don't know. I want to say 15. You cannot do 15. Yes, you can. No, you think I can. Real push-ups or girl push-ups? That's what she was just saying. I don't think politically correct. We're supposed to say girl push-ups. Modified. On your knees. Whatever. Modified. I think I can do 15. You want me to do it right now? Yes. All right, fine. Drop and give me 15. Okay. You cannot do 50. You're going to take off that sweater. That thing's probably right to wait. Oh, okay. Hold on a second. All right, Moog, do the count. And it's got to be legit. She can't do those little cheap ones. All right. J push-ups. Here we go. She's leaving things out the way.

1:45.2

Before, wait. about the sake. All right, Moog, do the count. And it's got to be legit. She can't do those little cheap ones.

2:01.0

All right.

2:01.7

Legit push-ups.

2:02.1

Here we go. 15 push-ups.

2:03.0

Wait, wait, before you even go.

2:04.5

Before, what do you think she can do? Um, I think she got eight in them. That's what I was going to say. 17. I think you're going two over. You're trying to be more than power.

1:57.9

20.

1:58.5

You got 20 in you.

2:00.6

20.

2:00.9

20.

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