From The Vault: Texting Tutor: She Needs Our Help Starting A Fight With Her Husband!
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🗓️ 8 August 2025
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, it's The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.2 | You need the right words and don't want to screw it up. |
| 0:06.3 | Let the Bird Show be your texting tutor. |
| 0:09.3 | And we'll screw it up for you. |
| 0:11.2 | So she wants our help getting into a fight with her husband. |
| 0:15.9 | This one's going to be easy. |
| 0:17.9 | In all the years we've done texting tutor, we have never been asked to please help me text |
| 0:23.4 | my husband to get in an argument. |
| 0:26.1 | An intentional fight. |
| 0:27.4 | This is what I hear. |
| 0:28.6 | Hey, Chelsea, good morning. |
| 0:29.6 | You're on the birchow. |
| 0:30.7 | Hi, good morning. |
| 0:31.9 | Okay. |
| 0:32.2 | You want our help to get you into a fight with your husband? |
| 0:35.5 | Yes. |
| 0:36.7 | I know I sound a little crazy, but I'm hoping you can help me out. |
| 0:40.7 | What's the motivation here? |
| 0:41.6 | I need my husband to sleep in the guest bedroom tonight, and I'm fully aware that this is a little |
| 0:50.0 | bit immature, but this is how I operate sometimes. And I am so sleep deprived. I just want |
| 0:59.7 | my primary bedroom to myself. Just for tonight even, I just, I need my space and I'm just |
| 1:07.7 | craving like peace and quiet and sleep without the constant tossing and turning, |
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