I'm always up before the birds and the kids.

Good thing Costa Express is always up too.

Early starts are easier with great coffee.

And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.

Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.

Oh, you legend.

Now that's a proper coffee.

Should kick in Justin Sanfut, remember which end of the screwdriver to use.

Hmm.

Costa Express.

Quality coffee every time.

The Bert Show.

Oh, it's so freeing to be out on your own, right, away from your parents.

Now, you've got roommates that understand the same situation you're in.

You don't got to answer to anybody, right?

If you have roommates and they're adults, or do you?

I feel like yes and no.

I think it kind of depends on the situation.

So here's what's going on.

I apparently, my roommate, I am now his mother. And I didn't realize this until he disappeared

for four days. Just the history between the two of you guys. You knew, you've known each other

for a very long time. Yeah, it's been over 15 years, about 15 years before I moved to

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