From The Vault: Kristin Wants To Cure Moe Of His Overthinking!
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🗓️ 19 June 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Kristin has a big goal…she wants to cure Moe of his overthinking! If it’s possible for him, it might be possible for you too!
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. Is it bad form to snack on an item, a food item that you're going to buy at the grocery |
| 0:08.6 | store? Yes. It's bad form? Yeah. Now, I mean, if it's like, I think we're going to play this |
| 0:15.2 | clip and they even use this as the example. If it's like a banana or if it's like a grape where you're |
| 0:19.9 | paying by the pound, |
| 0:37.8 | that seems inappropriate to me. Because you're stealing. Yeah, because you're stealing. You can't wait at the end because it's in your belly. But what if you're like, I don't know, buying chips? I've done that. Technically it's not yours. Do you buy it? Yeah, you haven't paid for it yet. All right, so that was the question one TikToker was asking the other day, |
| 0:38.7 | she was checking out. |
| 0:48.4 | I also opened this in store. I'm sorry, I was so hungry. |
| 0:50.5 | Okay. |
| 0:54.0 | And then the Today Show started discussing if it's appropriate or not. You're buying grapes. Those are weighed by the pound, so you can't eat those ahead of time. But, you know, a package of sushi that you're going to pay for, a thing of Oreos, whatever you have, as long as you pay for. Do we want to live in a world where we go to the grocery store and people are treating the grocery store. |
| 1:11.2 | I was like it's some sort of buffet. |
| 1:12.5 | 63% of today.com readers said that they would never eat in the grocery store. |
| 1:16.6 | Thank God. |
| 1:17.0 | Well, free yourself. |
| 1:18.3 | Try it once and put it go. |
| 1:20.9 | I've done this. |
| 1:22.3 | I've done it. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:23.2 | And I did it. |
| 1:24.8 | I was actually at Target and I forgot to bring a snack. So I went to his snack aisle and I got some crackers. I opened the box and I gave him some. And then we paid for him when we left. This might make me a hypocrite, but that sounds like an emergency. When you have a hungry two-year-old, but just you're hungry, if you're an adult, you can wait until you pay for the product uh uh |
| 1:45.4 | i see i'm walking down the eye there's a protein bar there all of a sudden i'm like i didn't |
| 1:50.7 | think i was hungry but i am and then i just started eating it at the beginning of aladdin is all |
| 1:54.4 | about this he took an apple and started eating it and then got chased by guards that's how you know |
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