Right, birthday party, the big 30th.

Although, is it more like 40th?

Hmm, best go generic.

Something fizzy?

Oh, along with everyone else.

Flowers?

Symbolic of blooming into a new era.

Ugh.

No, come on.

Something more exciting.

Something like.

I'll take a two million red scratch card, please.

Add some play with National Lottery Scratch Cards.

Search Dream big, play, small, rules and procedures apply.

Players must be 18 or over.

The Bird Show.

Some friends that volunteer their honesty when it's not asked for, that really isn't. It's not really welcome. It really is just sort of camouflaging bitchiness. If I didn't ask, why are you going to go ahead and give me your opinion? And sometimes you ask for honesty, but sometimes it's too brutal. Too brutal. You didn't ask for it. I love that phrase. I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. No, you're just being an A-hole is what you are. Right. But if it's your best, best friends, don't you expect honesty, or would you want them to keep their opinions to themselves? I would always preface it with, you want me to be honest here, bro? And then that opens up the door.

That's a great way of putting it. If it's my best friend, I want them to be completely honest. If I ask. I'm going to be honest and I'm going to be an a-hole about it. You can have it both ways. Save that. You're getting a happy meal with me. So it's a discussion that came up recently over dinner.

And I had a friend who got out of a relationship that was over five years.

It was a platonic ending.

They just both decided that this wasn't the one for them.

And what are we doing here?

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