From the Patreon Files: No Holds Barred (1989)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Hi EMTs! Allen is dealing with some family stuff this week so we're releasing one of our Patreon-only action movie episodes, the 1989 sports entertainment delight of a shitshow "No Holds Barred." It's hardly an action movie but truly, who cares? We hope you like it. If you'd like to hear more like this, please consider supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance

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0:00.0	Hey, Katie.
0:15.1	Hey, Katie.
0:16.8	Hi, Alan.
0:21.0	I've learned that you have to scream to achieve anything in life.
0:26.2	Can we start every sentence of this podcast this way?
0:29.6	And just get rid of all of our patrons forever.
0:32.4	I guess we can.
0:35.1	I genuinely love Kurt Fuller.
0:39.0	Has he ever not played a dickhead?
0:41.7	No, it's his schick.
0:43.1	Yeah, he's got a dickhead face.
0:44.9	He does.
0:45.5	I bet he's a very nice man.
0:46.9	I'm sure he's kind as a lamb.
0:49.1	Yeah, I love him.
0:50.8	He is so good in this movie.
0:55.1	Okay, okay. Comparatively, he is knocking it out of the goddamn park.
1:01.4	I think for what the words are written for him to say, he's killing it.
1:07.4	He has to...
1:08.2	He's making you believe he's Ted Turner, right?
1:11.4	Ted Turner mixed with, uh, uh, what's the asshole that runs the WWE?
1:16.8	Vince McMahon.
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