When allergies come on this strong, Benadryl comes on stronger.

Whoever invented Benadryl, we should name a state for that guy.

When your body is in that reaction phase, ditch the itch with Benadryl cream.

White people have skin kit, we break out and stuff, we just do.

MLB bars mattress Mac from throwing out the first pitch before Astro's playoff game.

I got a call from the Astro's a couple of minutes ago saying that mattress firm is a

national sponsor of Major League Baseball, which is fine, good for them.

And they said that they weren't going to let me throw out the first pitch.

You're a national corporation, a billion dollar national corporation.

You got one little guy down in Houston just whipping your ass just up and down the field.

This is your decision 2023, Houston, mayoral debate.

Boys and razors that are literally killing people at the border.

Boys, as in in her mind what little girls become, when they think they have a tallywacker, boy, that's B-O-Y, not B-U-O-Y.

And then you got the razors at the border, they're just killing people, these people.

We're just killing them, we're slaughtering them.

I believe that they want, yes, basic city services and everything to work on time.

And the whistle's blowing as they should.

And the whistle's blowing.

I'm a good whistle.

I know you don't believe me, but I'm such a good whistle that my wife will ask me to stop it for a ballgame.

Eddie Martini says, I'm loving this whistle in topic and looking forward to hearing people whistle.

Alright, let's hear your whistle.

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