Have you ever gotten a case of the bubble guts when a coworker said,

Happy Juneteenth!

Hey, there's an Abraham Lincoln cake in the break room to celebrate when Lincoln freed the slaves.

Or felt nauseous when you heard this.

Hey mom, can you help me with my social studies project?

It's about how Harriet Tubman had to give up her seat on the underground railroad.

Do you ever get a headache in situations like this?

And here's another classic tune from the man who invented rock and row.

Elvis Presley.

If you've ever experienced one or any of these symptoms when confronted with whitewashed history,

you may be suffering from drapedomania, the overwhelming urge to flee

caulkacity and escape to freedom, commonly known as free Negro

Derrangement Syndrome, Liberation Deficit Disorder, or Harriet

Tumnosis.

Symptoms of drapomania include the chronic urge to kneel during the national anthem,

a mild to moderate reaction to the phrase,

liberty and justice for all,

and regularly wishing a nah wood.

Luckily, there's a recommended treatment for this condition.

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