Have you ever gotten a case of the bubbleguts when a co-worker said,

Happy Joined Team!

Hey, there's an Abraham Lincoln cake in the break room to celebrate when Lincoln freed the slaves.

Or felt nauseous when you heard this.

Hey mom, can you help with my social studies project?

It's about how Harriet Tubman had to give up her seat on the Underground Railroad.

Do you ever get a headache in situations like this?

And here's another classic tomb from the man who invented rock n' roll, Elvis Presley.

If you've ever experienced one or any of these symptoms when confronted with whitewashed history,

you may be suffering from drapedomania, the overwhelming urge to flee Caucasity and escape to freedom,

commonly known as free Negro derangement syndrome, liberation deficit disorder, or Harriet Tubmanosis.

Symptoms of drapedomania include the chronic urge to kneel during the national anthem,

a mild to moderate reaction to the phrase, Liberty and Justice for All,

and regularly wishing a n***a wood.

Luckily, there's a recommended treatment for this condition.

From other tone and Sony music entertainment,

introducing drapedomaniax unshackled history,

a brand new podcast from board certified white people wallogist

and Dean of Black Twitter's history department, Michael Harriet.

I'm Michael Harriet.

You might know me from the phrase invited to the cookout,

or as the author of Black AF history.

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