From $10 Million Dilemmas to Prostate B-Holes
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where the financial advice is questionable, the celebrity gossip is unhinged, and the emotional family mediation somehow happens between Metallica announcements and Eddie Murphy deep cuts.
Today’s chaos kicks off with a simple hypothetical: take $10 million right now… but you lose the last 10 years of your life. Easy money? Or are you giving up prime bingo years, fabric store friendships, and threatening-your-kids-with-the-will energy? Lern says “cut the check.” The rest of us spiral.
We roll through “Back in the Day,” celebrating everything from the 15th Amendment to Bruce Springsteen’s first Grammy win, while somehow detouring into Stranger Things soundtrack confusion and Tina Turner impressions that should probably stay off Broadway.
Then it’s full-blown Crap On Celebrities:
- Metallica officially heads to the Sphere in Vegas.
- The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame fan vote is already getting spicy.
- The Breaking Bad house in Albuquerque sells for HOW MUCH?!
- Christina Applegate shares an emotional health update.
- Bill Gates says “my bad” in the most billionaire way possible.
- Amanda Seyfried reveals she wore a prosthetic… yes… that… in a new film.
- AMC is gatekeeping the good movie seats like it’s VIP bottle service.
Oh—and we deep dive into actors who tried music careers. Bradley Cooper. Ryan Gosling. Jennifer Lawrence. And of course, the undisputed king of Spotify Wrapped heartbreak, Patrick Swayze. “She’s Like the Wind” makes its monthly appearance and honestly? We’re not mad about it.
We wrap things up with a real-life family dilemma involving jealousy, step-parenting, prison dads, and co-signing car loans. It’s heartfelt. It’s messy. It’s exactly what happens when a daily comedy show accidentally stumbles into group therapy.
If you came for weird news, hilarious fails, entertainment gossip, and sarcastic St. Louis humor… congratulations. You found your people.
This episode of The Rizzuto Show is your reminder that life is fragile, Metallica tickets will bankrupt you, and sometimes the biggest argument of the morning is about whether anyone truly needed to see an 18th-century prosthetic B-hole.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey! |
| 0:02.9 | Hello everybody. |
| 0:04.1 | Hi. |
| 0:04.8 | Hi. |
| 0:05.5 | Riz vacation day number one. |
| 0:07.9 | I woke up flooded with Vegas. |
| 0:11.2 | It's back. |
| 0:12.1 | Arch Madness. |
| 0:13.2 | Archmadness.com is the home for the State Farm MVC men's basketball championship. |
| 0:18.6 | Yes, Arch Madness. |
| 0:20.2 | A St. Louis tradition. |
| 0:21.7 | March 5th through the 8th at the Enterprise Center. |
| 0:24.3 | Celebrating the 50th year of heart racing excitement. |
| 0:27.4 | The last 36 years have been right here in St. Louis. |
| 0:30.3 | Five decades showcasing buzzer-beaters, madness, and championship glory. |
| 0:34.7 | Don't miss out on the Family Fun Pack presented by 101 ESPN. |
| 0:38.0 | Four tickets, four sodas, |
| 0:39.9 | four popcorns for 105 bucks. |
| 0:42.2 | Check out the 12 Missouri Valley teams |
| 0:44.0 | including Illinois State, Indiana State, |
| 0:46.3 | Drake, Bradley, Belmont, |
| 0:47.9 | who just secured the number one seed, |
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