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I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.

Today is March 2nd, which means it's the first week of Women's History Month.

That's right.

It's that time of the year when men celebrate women's history by repeating it back to women

just a little louder as if we thought of it ourselves.

Anyway, on tonight's show, Dr. Sous is cancelled.

Governor Cuomo is crashing weddings and meet Madison Corp. on the hot new scandal of the Republican

Party.

So, let's do this, people.

Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.

This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.

Here's edition.

Let's kick things off with the coronavirus vaccine.

The reason your grandma just reactivated her Tinder.

Over the weekend, Johnson & Johnson became the third company to get a vaccine approved

for use in the United States.

And in even more good news today, it was announced that one of Johnson & Johnson's rivals,

the farmer company Merck, will help produce the vaccine as a way to boost supply, which

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