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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone 154

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2022

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Tim and Guy are at a café, either representing the working-parenting class or the bourgeoisie. Tim has returned from a Lads Trip to an abandoned school with stories to tell about the consequences of eating seven pieces of KFC in quick succession. Guy has returned home from Melbourne, where he filmed an hour long stand up show SO FUNNY it caused one anonymous audience member to briefly loose bodily control. This zone’s correspondence includes some end-of-2021 mail regarding a bodega from And Just Like That, an hypothetical cameo on the same show and more! Remember to rate and review WTF with Marc Maron to help out his fledgling podcast.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Live Friend Zone, in the Friends Zone, in the Louise Zone, in the Friends Zone, in the Lord, anytime, with Tim and God.

0:19.0

Hello everyone, welcome to...

0:21.0

I was going to say a live friend zone, it's not.

0:24.0

It is, we're here, and it's all happening.

0:27.0

Now, I was wondering if...

0:29.0

The vibe is electric.

0:31.0

Do you think that this, the way we're doing this today?

0:34.0

Thank you so much.

0:36.0

Is bourgeoisie?

0:39.0

Or is this, are we working dads out there just making ends meet?

0:45.0

Now, this is bourgeoisie.

0:47.0

We're at a cafe.

0:48.0

You've just, I mean, God, the drink that's just been delivered to you, going Montgomery.

0:52.0

It's a tall purple smoothie with a beautiful orange daisy.

0:57.0

It's a sort of presumably edible flower.

1:00.0

That's what people say about me.

1:04.0

They say you're a tall purple smoothie.

1:07.0

A tall purple smoothie.

1:09.0

It's the thing that turns smoothies purple is blueberries.

1:12.0

Those things aren't, they're not cheap.

1:14.0

No, no, no, no.

1:15.0

This smoothie was, I mean, it took out the cost of living crisis.

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