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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone 153

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

OOPSY - Timbo has not done his TWIOAT homework and thus, very late on the next episode of Killionaire coming out (sorry everyone!) Meanwhile Guy is missing his podcast partner and Tim is feeling kinda ok with 5 hours sleep a night. One generous listener donates the funniest sum imaginable with the hopes the boys will spend time with Morbius and writer Chris responds to the boys' reminisces about hangovers with a grotesque granular recounting of his own toughest mornings (with a twist). Someone subscribes to the Substack because Guy was rude to them in a dream and by the end of the podcast Guy is truly high as a kite.


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0:00.0

I don't want anyone else to know about this. I just want you to know. Okay.

0:23.4

Are you listening? I'm listening. Are you going to put this in the podcast? Maybe. I really miss you, man.

0:33.5

I miss you too, guy. There's been a real void of time, a real time void. I know. I felt quite lonely today.

0:46.4

Did you? Yeah, I did. What was going on today, buddy? What were you doing? What were you up to?

0:54.6

Nothing in particular. It wasn't... I don't think it was emblematic of the day today. I think it's just like

1:03.0

a reflection of, you know, I've been pretty mobile, which is a dream and I feel very fortunate for

1:12.0

perhaps. I feel I'm missing, I'm missing spending time with friends with no agenda and nothing but time

1:24.2

in front of me. Well, this begs the question guy. Who are these fuckos you've been hanging out with

1:30.8

with the genders? And what are the regenders? What are they after? Often they want to record podcasts.

1:36.1

Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't meet a genders. You know what I mean? I mean this sincerely and from the

1:50.5

bottom of my heart, I miss you and I would love to spend some quality time separate from us

2:01.9

getting together in accordance with our professional lives. When was the last time

2:07.2

Timber and Guy Guy just got really fricking stoned together? You know? I don't know that. I mean, I don't

2:17.3

know that I can remember. And we've both had things on and we've, you know, we've both got

2:23.7

lives to live in. That's going to take its toll. But you got to prioritize your people. You got to

2:34.3

yeah, you got to look after all parts of yourself. How are you? Hey, dude, I'm doing all right. I'm

2:44.4

doing okay. That's good. How was your day? I'm like, I feel like I'm living somewhat unsustainably

2:51.3

at the moment. And there is something I'd like to put up the top of this friend zone. And that is

2:56.1

that one part of how I feel is slightly guilt for it and because I have not even started to

3:05.1

edit the Killini episode, which is supposed to be out today. And those things are a process.

3:14.3

It involves me doing quite a lot of stuff and then sending to AJ and then him doing a lot of

3:21.6

stuff and then him sending it back to me and then me giving notes and sending it back to him and

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