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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone 133

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

A comedy of errors have preceded this Friendzone but the headline news is Tim is a dad now! Tim and Guy commemorate two legends of stage and screen, Willie Garson (RIP) best known for playing Stanford Blatch in Sex and the City 2 (and its associated television universe) and the great Norm Macdonald. To commemorate his death, Guy has introduced Norm to his best friend's dad who now exclusively messages Guy about how great Norm is. A brief history of Mattress Pikelet King and Sex and the City unfolds and the boiz find out he's not the man they thought he was!

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0:00.0

Imagine you, you in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head, taking in the views,

0:09.6

instead of taking on the road, maybe even taking a nap. That's the bliss of getting where you

0:15.5

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0:23.0

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0:30.4

Hey guy. Hello Tim. How you doing? I ran all those syllables together. Let me try

0:59.6

articulate that a little bit. How are you doing? I'm in the scheme of it all, Tim. As always,

1:08.6

I'm doing pretty well. But in the immediate term, I'm a little flustered. I'm a little bit wet.

1:16.7

Let's talk about our mornings. Let's talk about the preceding 25 minutes that leads to this point.

1:23.4

Please, I wish we would schedule to begin our discussion of friendship 33 minutes ago.

1:30.2

But these minor little moments that we call life have a habit of getting in the way.

1:36.9

I am famously co-parenting in lockdown and so Charleston I would drop in olive at her

1:43.0

Papa's house and that ran a little late and now I was feeling very poorly as I drove home because

1:50.0

I don't like to be late. I know that I just I think I got nowhere to be. We're in lockdown.

2:00.0

I know we're in lockdown, but I do think you're a new Papa yourself. I'm a dad now guy.

2:08.3

That's right. You are. I call you dad now. I don't want to create an impediment or a challenge

2:16.9

in scheduling your Zoe and Remy's wants and needs and Rufus's during the lockdown. So I

2:23.5

whenever I find late for a record now, I don't think, oh, this will put Tim out a bit. I think this

2:29.2

could, you know, the chain reaction here could be cataclysmic. So it could be out on the street

2:33.6

with baby in hand. Not only I back in his house because I'm 10 minutes late. I appreciate it.

2:38.6

I appreciate it so much. And what I would love to see from you is as spending some time to go,

2:45.6

you know what? I tried my best. It didn't work out. I don't have to wear that. I don't have to

2:50.1

carry around this weight. Things happen. That's life, baby. It can't please everyone all the time.

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