Friday, 08.23.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 24 August 2024
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
*College football is almost here! Is it worth spending money on a big school just to get the full college experience?
*Forbes posted an article about the do's and don'ts of dating apps.
*U2 announces a new movie that will playing at The Sphere in Vegas and Slimfast is demanding that everyone go.
*Florida State is playing in Dublin. Slim wants to know which teams Lazlo thinks will be next to change their names.
*That time Slimfast tried to court a girl with a "wooden" leg, only to have her ultimately reject him.
*A beautiful woman with a seal head. Yes, we're doing this again.
*HBO's new docuseries Chimp Crazy already has people talking.
*Did AI kick Juvenile off an American Airlines flight? You know, the rapper. You know, Back That Azz Up.
*Pop star Lily Allen adopted a dog and returned it because she was annoyed by its behavior.
*Slimfast goes on an epic rant about his hometown of Kansas City. This triggers Lazlo to go on an epic rant about creditors and credit scores. Whew! That felt good.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the |
| 0:16.4 | valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.4 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What are you doing? Oh, I'm just sitting here, hanging out with you guys. What are you doing? |
| 0:53.4 | Oh, good. Better. |
| 0:54.0 | Oh, during a little churchlazzle vodka, having a red bull. |
| 0:57.0 | I see that. Trying to get through a Friday? |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, the red bull was already here when we got here. I was like, oh, this would be good. |
| 1:01.8 | You got a brand new red bull. good you got a brand new Red Bowl and you |
| 1:03.5 | got a bottle of vodka there shouldn't be too bad it's Friday we'll get to it. |
| 1:07.6 | What do you got going on this weekend's don't do you know I got tickets the Royals game |
| 1:11.2 | Saturday life is good okay good felis are in town aren't the boys are playing some ball that's what I was gonna ask |
| 1:18.3 | a huge baseball fan so yeah are they playing or are practicing your kids? Oh my kids is just practicing. Okay, but they are practicing. Yeah my youngest has a football scrimmage tonight my oldest has a baseball scrimmage Sunday so yeah that's exciting right of |
| 1:33.9 | course you got the Royals game Saturday life is good yeah and it's what about you |
| 1:37.6 | feels more and more like fall uh... you know I was the college football start Saturday |
| 1:42.1 | i know what there's that game in Florida State and Georgia Tech Yeah, I don't know. Plus the college football starts Saturday. I know. |
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