Friday, 04.07.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
Audacy
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Lazlo's oldest is about to turn sixteen! Lazlo has been car shopping the last few weeks and he's about at his wits end. Lazlo needs a car guy! *What would you do if you woke up one day and discovered that you were the last person on earth? Lazlo is all about finding that solar powered home. Slimfast is grabbing a nice car and heading west. Both guys are taking a trip to the Real Doll factory. *Would you rather be the last person on earth or the last couple on earth? Do you think you could make things work with your ex now that you don't have much of a choice? *Doomscrolling!! Being a Supreme Court justice sounds like a lot of fun! Tennessee Republicans have expelled two Democrats. Jeremy Renner sat down with Diane Sawyer and it was a cry-fest. *Happy Balloon Man weekend! Thanks for listening to the podcast and we'll see you Monday. Remember to visit our website www.lazlo.church for merchs and links. We'd love to chat with you on our subreddit after hours r/churchoflazlo and you're invited to watch us record the podcast every weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:13.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:20.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:25.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:36.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:43.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | Yo! |
| 0:51.0 | What's going on, kid? |
| 0:52.0 | Not much. How are you? |
| 0:53.0 | I'm alright, man, trying to find cars. |
| 0:55.0 | What a nightmare. |
| 0:56.0 | I used to really like car shopping. |
| 0:58.0 | Am I sort of do? |
| 0:59.0 | I wish I could just find a dealership where the guy would be like, yo. |
| 1:02.0 | Here's the price. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.0 | And we love your show. |
| 1:05.0 | We could advertise on your podcast. |
| 1:06.0 | That would help, too. That would be great. |
| 1:08.0 | Well, like I just told you, I won't say the name of the place, right? |
| 1:11.0 | But I had looked at a car there a couple of weeks ago. |
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