FRI PT 4: The FBI called Q-Anon Girl Roxanne

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Funeral processions block traffic, but it is a misdemeanor to cut them off. The FBI called Q-Anon Girl Roxanne. Duji, JLR, and Snitz could not figure out how to make a three-leg parlay for the DraftKings Superbowl bets.

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0:00.0	Don't be confused by the helmet.
0:02.9	They don't play football, but they are special teams.
0:07.6	Welcome back to Rover's morning glory.
0:17.6	The Shizzy is coming up in just a moment. What do you have on the way, do you see?
0:23.1	A tape of Ozzy Asbourne rehearsing was found. Where is it from? What year is it from and what does it entail? I'll tell you next.
0:32.9	Crystal, you were surprised that somebody might consider cutting off their penis for money.
0:37.7	Yeah.
0:39.6	What would it entail for us to so permanently sew you up down there?
0:45.3	I don't think I would ever. I wouldn't.
0:47.8	A hundred million. I don't, no way. I don't want that to be touched. Not in that way.
0:54.1	Not that way. Yeah. No. I, because I, those horror stories of the women that it's done to, and they don't want that to happen. It's forced upon them. But I couldn't imagine living a life.
1:06.5	Yeah, but they're getting nothing out of it. They're, you know, like they're being forced by whatever Muslim country they live in or whatever.
1:14.1	But you would get $100 million out of it.
1:17.8	You never have to worry about your roof caving in and all that.
1:22.0	I think there's no price for me.
1:25.7	With that horned up, you're like, I can't ever sew it up. No, never. Yeah, for real. Dush, what would it take? $5, $10? What do I have to pay you to sew that sucker up permanently? My vagina? Yeah. $100 million? I'll take $100 million. Start up. But you're not using it anyways. That would be 100 million.
1:44.3	I'll take it.
1:46.1	What would you?
1:47.1	How much money would it take?
1:50.7	50 million.
1:51.6	50 million.
1:52.8	A million dollars.
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