FRI PT 2: Charlie doubles down on not taking babies anywhere

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Walkout protest. Baby cries out during at the Australian open while one of the competitors is attempting to serve. Charlie doubles down on not taking babies anywhere for the first two years of their life.

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0:00.0	Ladies, when you're getting down and dirty with your man, the rover keeps creeping into your thoughts.
0:06.9	Keep going. It's okay.
0:08.8	Your man's probably thinking about the show, too.
0:12.2	Will we finish?
0:13.4	This is Rover's morning glory.
0:23.5	The shizzy is coming up in just a moment.
0:25.1	The news, what do you have on the way, do she?
0:30.5	I have an update on a story we did a couple days ago regarding actor Quentin Aaron.
0:34.1	He is the guy from the blind side, the football player.
0:37.0	I'll tell you what his situation is next.
0:41.9	Vanessa says, I went 12 days without taking a dump.
0:46.1	I got septic because my body couldn't excrete.
0:51.8	I have parts of my intestine that don't work, which causes the other parts to overwork and results in twists.
0:57.7	And the only cure to get the twists out is a colonoscopy, a camera right up the poop shoot.
0:59.1	Wow.
1:05.0	Seems like girls have this problem more than guys, right?
1:10.5	Like girls, like, what are they doing that makes them constipated more than men?
1:11.6	Doesn't it seem that way? I think they're holding more and they're used to get hold, like, we don't have the holding power that a woman does.
1:18.1	Like your wife can hold it from around you, like she'll just keep holding.
1:23.6	And then eventually I think it just gets stuck.
1:25.8	Muscles, atrophy, they break down and they go, well, now we're just hanging on to this thing.
1:33.0	Doogie, are you ready for the news?
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