Frequently I Am A Woman In My Dreams

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2013

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Mayor Harmon has got nothing. This prompts Kumail and Erin to join the stage for some dream interpretation and penis trauma. In D&D, Sharpie dies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Meltdown Comics, the world-famous
0:19.3	Dernmeldt Theatre, Harman Town is once again in session, oh yeah, once you welcome to the stage, the mayor of Harman Town,
0:31.3	Dernmeldt!
0:37.3	Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, I'm Harman Town!
0:43.3	Yo!
0:45.3	Thank you, Jeff Davis, our Comptroller. Let's have a health care.
0:48.3	Hello.
0:49.3	It's Comptroller.
0:50.3	What a fantastic person.
0:52.3	I want to give you a group of people you are.
0:54.3	I want a great country this is.
0:56.3	God looking down on it, smiling and hoping it keeps moving forward.
1:01.3	I don't have anything to talk about tonight.
1:04.3	I thought maybe I could stretch that into something.
1:06.3	But jingoism would be like taffy.
1:08.3	I could stretch it to a finish line, but I don't have that much.
1:12.3	You got anything, Jeff, you got anything, you got any birds in your boots?
1:17.3	I almost didn't make this show. I took a nap on my couch because we had brunch today that went straight to the drying room.
1:23.3	We just drank all day long.
1:25.3	And I took a nap and just woke up and it was like 7-15 like geez Louise.
1:29.3	I had to take a little nap today too.
1:31.3	Because we did brunch.
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