Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast. This is J Train, Jared Freed, coming to you live

from the quarantine cabin on the Lower East Side of Manhattan, where every single day with

your freed by noon episodes, that's right Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,

where her every single week day to get you through the quarantine blows. And it's all for

the low, low price of tele-friend. Tele-friend, a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa,

anyone with ears will take him. Tele-friend. That's all you got to do is tele-friend. It

can be your brother. It can be your sister. It can be some dude you fuck last week, but

you don't like him that much, but you just want him to know some dating advice. Hey, let

people know, keep telling people spread the word and YouTube, YouTube, YouTube. If you're

watching on YouTube, I want you to little tickle the keys for me. That's what tickle the

keys brings me to my knees, because it's like feathering my nuts every time you touch the

keys. It feels good. We want traffic. We want using. We want what do they call it engagement?

I propose to you, the listener, engage with me. Be my fiance. Now we're going to do. We're

going to do emails. We're going to take your emails. You can send in your email, jtrain

podcast at gmail.com. Let me say it again for the people he keep asking me on DMs. J train

podcast at gmail.com. That's where you send the emails. We're going to do the emails. We're

going to do the coronavirus rant of the day. We're going to do some charcuterie chat. We're

going to do luxury lounge. And then it's your quick kick questions. You ready? How can I stop

comparing my single self to everyone else getting married young? Jared, I've been listening

to your podcast every single week for the last year and every day during quarantine. Toads

preesh. Oh, we got a big announcement. I'm going to be doing a virtual happy hour Thursday

night. $10. We only have a few spots. Limited people are let in. Special guests. I'm going

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