Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcasts. J Train, Jared Freed, coming to you live from

the quarantine cabin up on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. We're here every single day

with your freed by noon episodes and I say it every episode. Let me say it again. Thank

you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. That's how it all works. It is the

circle of feathering baby. You listen to the show. You tell a friend. You tell a coworker.

You tell a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa, anyone with ears and then they listen to

the show and then they tell a friend, a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa and then you keep

on going. Making your Instagram stories, tag a bitch, let people know what we are doing

here on a daily basis. You gotta, you gotta, that's what you gotta do. And today we're gonna

do your emails. We're gonna do the coronavirus rant of the day. We're gonna do the charcuterie

chat and then your quick hit questions from Instagram that I collected a few last week.

So listen, all you gotta do to get involved with the show, J Train Podcasts at gmail.com,

keep sending them in. Single eight years. Hey Jared, I've been single for over eight years

and I'm starting to think it's becoming a red flag. I've never been engaged or had a serious

relationship. I've talked to a bunch of guys throughout that time. But for one reason or

another, nothing works out with the ones I'm interested in. Does being single for so

long give guys an impression of me as casual that keeps them from taking me seriously? Am I

just dating the wrong guys or should I start to think it's me? PS, I'm normal and I cook

relatively well and I don't have debt. I also watch sports and I'm not ugly. Man, that is

the most hilarious dating abio I would have ever read. Hey, I'm normal and I cook relatively

well. I don't have debt. I also watch sports. I'm not ugly. Please date me. Please someone,

I cook relatively well. Sometimes I burn the eggs, but other times it's relatively okay.

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