Hello and welcome to the J-Train Podcasts J-Train, Jared Freed, coming to you live from the quarantine cabin on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

We are here Monday through Friday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday with your freed by noon episodes. That's right!

And I want to say thank you, thank you for listening, thank you for watching on YouTube. That's what it's all about. You watch, you listen, you tele-friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister, a papa, a mama, anyone with ears. Let them know. Tag them in my Instagram post. I'm putting up a lot of video. Tons of video. And I'm doing it for you, baby. So you can share. That's how this whole thing works. I don't got a billboard.

I don't got a bus. I don't got a megaphone. I got this. I got my iPhone camera, my computer, and you, the listener. And I love you for it.

So I'm posting videos. Make sure you tag a bitch, tag a bitch, tag a bitch, bitch, bitch, tag a bitch, tag a bitch, tag a bitch, tag a bitch, tag a bitch, tag a bitch, tag a bitch, tag a bitch. Do it right now, now, now, now, now, now, now, tag a bitch!

My friend, if you're on YouTube, keep commenting. Just put a little, put a number there. I don't give a fuck. Put something just to tickle the keys, baby.

Keep sending those emails. We have so many emails today. We're going to go email heavy. I got quick hits for the end. I got a luxury lounge that we're going to do. And that's what the show is today.

Before we get into it, right now people tomorrow night, today, today's Wednesday, tomorrow night, I'm doing a virtual happy hour.

Tickets are 10 bucks. We're only letting in a limited amount of people. Let me just tell you this. If you're like, ah, tend to, I don't know. We're putting a show together.

I got special guests. We're going to do special rants. I'm going to do a couple of new segments. We'll do a dating app makeover. It's going to be a blast.

And right now, get your drinks ready. If you're going to be there, we have a special beach by noon cocktail. Vodka, my special blend. Vodka, soda, splash a cranberry, little cran time in your drink and poo.

Lots of ice and whenever you think a lot of ice is more and a line. That's the beach by noon, baby. Some people call it a Cape Cod. I'm going to call it a beach by noon.

So we got a specialty cocktail. We'll all be drinking it. We'll be playing drinking games during the whole thing. Three special guests, new segments. Go. The link is in my bio or my stories. It's somewhere out there on my page.

Get the whole group chat together. This is a fully produced show. I'm not just jumping on zoom. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a real show.

Send in your emails, JTrainPodcasts.org. Let's go right into the inbox. I love just touching some box. Why is breaking up with someone so hard? Hi Jared, I've rated reviewed and subscribed. Got gear, ticket, story, you on my insta, et cetera, et cetera. I love you guys now into my problem.

I need to break up with my boyfriend of almost 10 months. I've written him before about him and when you read my problem, you said it was time to end it.

Well, and now it's a month later. I have one problem. I literally do not how to break up with him. I love spending time with him. And he really does make me happy. But the road has been rocky and I know that when it comes down to it, it's best for both of us. We are not the match for each other. I had come to this conclusion back in February.

Tick tock bitch. But I am constantly struggling on how to do it. You probably are wondering how I've kept this horrible secret so long, but it's only because we're long distance. I need help. Please help. Listen, I don't judge you for this. You're not, you're human. I'm with you baby girl. It is breaking up with someone is hard because we're all good people. We like to think there's like seven good people in the world. But really, I'm not sure if I'm right.

Actually, there's seven good people and there's seven awful people and then everyone else is us. We're in the middle, the man middle. So that's who we are. And we just assume everyone's awful, everyone's great. And then we're like, which one of mine? No, no, no, no, you're in the middle. You're in the Matt team. You're on the team average, just like me. I'm just some dude.

I'm not so the middle, the fat part of the curve, all of us and all of us have a lot in common. We don't want to disappoint people. We avoid confrontation. And we're narcissists. We think the world revolves around us. So let me tell you a few things. Your boyfriend is going to be a okay without you. He was good without you before you guys dated. He'll be good without you after you'd end it. The other thing you need to remember is that you're not going to be a good person.

You're not hurting him. You are doing what's best for you to live a life. This isn't, and I hear you read one thing in your email. And this is something that a lot of people do when I've been guilty of this.

When it comes down to it, comes down to the best. I know that when it comes down to it. I know that when it comes down to the best for both of us, we are not the match for each other.

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