In a bold move, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has demanded that Hamas return its

hostages immediately.

And while some people have called this an empty gesture, Trudeau has made one of the most

brilliant geopolitical moves in history.

By letting Hamas know if those hostages are not returned by Monday, he is fully prepared

to add Hamas to the 2S LGBTQIA plus acronym.

And you gotta hand it to Justin for saying, and I quote, if you don't think I have the

stones to add letters to the acronym, well then you don't know me very well.

Please give me a reason.

There's two things that give me joy, adding letters to that acronym and dressing up as

different races, and I'm fresh out of face pain.

Trudeau has said that he can have the Hamas logo on every gay pride flag in the country

by sundown if he chooses to.

And he has told the leader of Hamas that he better pray six times a day that he's not

in the mood this afternoon, because he's feeling a little peckish to pop another letter

on there as we speak.

The leader of Hamas said that he thinks Justin Trudeau is bluffing, but was also visibly

shaken during the interview at the idea of being inducted into the gay umbrellas permanently.

Trudeau further responded by saying, look at the Gs and Ts, remember when those were

a separate thing?

Not so separate now.

It appears you don't know who you're dealing with, because I can have drag queens teaching

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