You will now enter free range American podcast presented by Black Rifle Copy, Donald Trump.

Well, first off, I think I would like to dedicate this show before we then start.

I would like to dedicate this show to Baby Jessica who fell in that well in the late 1980s.

Do you remember that?

I do. I do. I wasn't there when I heard about it.

Rumor has it. You fled the scene pretty quick.

And I would also, could I add a dedication?

Yes, of course.

I mean, Baby Jessica, like, by the way, is she still a baby?

No, no, I actually heard that she recently became an adult or it might not have been as

recent. But I did. I do know that for a while, people were in bar culture, you know, when they

would say, don't Baby Jessica me, it was don't give me well, well drinks.

Oh, interesting. That feels offensive to the baby population that have fallen down well.

That have been stuck in well.

Yeah.

That's what it is.

So who are you dedicating to?

The gender studies in Pakistan.

Is that real?

Unfortunately, my friend. Yes. One of Uncle Biden's, like, we're going to give you your own

money back, usher in socialism without calling it socialism kind of things he did where I

think it was one of the stimulus check packages where people get 600 bucks in that, like

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