All right, welcome to Free Range American.

This one I'm especially excited for because I've been waiting to get you on.

It's a couple firsts for us here.

This is the first time we've ever had on somebody that has a secret identity.

So I mean, that's new.

Don't you think?

Yeah, maybe.

I don't know if I'm a secret at this point.

I mean, it's still fun.

I mean, your character has become your persona, but also those of us that know you personally

know that the character is you as well, but it's also really funny.

I think it's fun.

I love looking at your avatar, if you will, which is Skeletor holding a bottle of staleys,

smoking a cigarette with a bunch of ammunition and tattoos.

I think that's amazing.

It greatly resembles me actually.

I have a tattoo on my leg that's a skeleton in a coffee cup and it says, Motely Bones.

I think it's like a squad leader called me Motely Bones once for what?

Just being thin or what?

He's like, what's up with you, you're mostly bones.

What does that mean?

You don't have any muscles on your body?

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