I need to avoid all possible comparisons to Selena Dunham forever.

Risky.

Welcome to spinsters, a podcast where we're not a podcast.

We're a basketball team.

I'm Haley O'Shaughnessy.

And I'm Jordan Liggin.

Just kidding.

Somebody told us that our voices sound exactly the same. For the rest of this episode, I'm Jordan Liggin. Just kidding. Somebody told us that our voices sound exactly the same.

For the rest of this episode, I'm going to be using a voice changer.

Just kidding.

It's not in the budget.

Before we get into it, I want to plug a lot of past episodes we've done.

They've been wonderful.

Look for our past Thursday episodes.

We just did one on letting fandom and our attachments to certain players go. And yeah, it's a lovely episode.

And we also have one coming out next Thursday from a friend of ours. So please stay tuned for

that. Okay. you want to go?

Why that sounds like I'm going to fight you? You want to go? I think you will probably win if we

fought, except for the only thing is I have such a freakishly long wing span. Oh, have you ever noticed it? That's good to know. That's on the scouting report. Yeah. I do my best to conceal it. It's really weird. I'll take a picture after this, which is my hands by my sides. Like they literally go down to my fucking, like, calves. They're so as freaky. I should have been so good at basketball, but I'm so bad.

So I don't know.

Well, you are six-four.

I am six-four.

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