Freddy Got Fingered Movie Review | The Most Elaborate Tom Green Movie Review of All Time

Fightful Wrestling Podcast with Sean Ross Sapp

Fightful, Inc.

Sports, Wrestling

4.4 • 585 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 217 minutes

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Alex Pawlowski and Kate review the 2001 movie Freddy Got Fingered, starring Tom Green. Executive Producer of this review will be Sean Ross Sapp, who will join throughout. Join what will be the most in-depth, lengthy and thorough review of a movie that is either one of the worst of all time, or some sort of performance art! Come check out the review of a film once called "The worst thing that happened to America in 2001" If you wish to sponsor this show, contact SRS! Looking for something fresh to read? Variant Edition has you covered with great recommendations from their socials (at @variantedmonton on any platform they're on) or if you're local, drop in for a conversation. That's Variant Edition Graphic Novels + Comics - @variantedmonton on socials, and located at variantedmonton.com. Variant Edition: Home of your next favorite story. This show is also sponsored by 2 Marks Pod, The worst wrestling podcast you know, maybe, I don't know! A small podcast where 2 marks experience WCW Nitro & ECW Hardcore TV for the first time in weekly Watch-Alongs, with other more modern wrestling sprinkled in as well! Follow them on all their socials, @2MarksPod. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	All right, here we go.
0:00.8	Hey, I'm Tom Green, but I'm not that Tom Green.
0:05.8	I'm the Tom Green that was in Sean Ross Saps' budget after he spent all of this money on the following movie review.
0:14.1	I'm even cheaper than the polygamist from Utah that was in the news like 20 years ago.
0:19.0	That guy has so much child support back owed.
0:22.1	His cameo prices are out of control.
0:26.5	Listen, I get Tom Green jokes every day of my life.
0:32.2	I have since I can't even remember.
0:36.3	The bum bum song premiered on MTV in August of 99 and went to number
0:42.4	one on TRL, I believe, August 27th. You know what else happened in August of 1999? A little boy in
0:50.3	Indiana started sixth grade, started middle school. That little boy was me. Now, middle
0:58.2	school is hard enough when you're awkward and you're a head taller than everybody else and you
1:03.8	look like a potato. Now imagine drawn a bum-shaped target right on that kid's forehead.
1:13.9	And now you got kids yelling at me.
1:16.1	Where's Glynn?
1:17.5	Why are you soaking on a cow water?
1:20.2	When I sat down on anything at school, the peanut gallery came out of the woodworks with all sorts of cracks about my bum.
1:32.5	On April 18th, 2001, Freddie got fingered, was released to the masses. To this day, I've never
1:40.7	watched this movie. I don't know if it's good or bad. I will be watching the review with everybody else.
1:47.3	But I know every single joke from the movie
1:50.1	because I've had nearly the entire script yelled in my face
1:54.7	over the last 24 years.
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