A bomb in the night, your heart fills with dread, probably a murder of who wants you dead.

It could be a ghost, a demon or worse, perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse.

It's hopeless, you're doomed.

You'd call a priest if you could.

You'd rather just listen to who.

Sinisterhood.

I'm going to kill you.

Welcome to another edition of Freaky Friday, where we tell your odd but true stories.

It's Friday, August 15th, months halfway over.

Almost there.

Almost to September, which I recently heard is going to be the coolest September in years. That's what I'm trying to get. That's what I'm looking for. I'm trying to have the coolest everything. I was riding my bike. Was it yesterday the day before? I think it was the day before. And it's one of those where it's hot, but then like a strip of cold hit me. And I was like, it's coming. And I was riding north. So it's like the chill

coming from the north and I just kept going north. That's how I ended up riding nine miles. I was like, it's getting cooler. Not cool enough. Turn around, Heather. You're headed towards the North Pole. Straight there. If you kept going, you would have eventually hit it. That's how it gets really cold as if you get far enough north.

That's why birds do it and stuff, you know?

Take me north, take me. hit it. That's how it gets really cold is if you get far enough north. That's why birds do it

and stuff, you know? Take, take me north. Take me. Take me north. Winter is coming, but not soon enough.

But congratulations to everyone that started school this week. Hell yeah. I've had kiddos go back to

school. Getting your house back, getting the kiddos back in a routine.

Maybe you're getting back in routine.

A lot of colleges went back, I think, this week and next.

Yeah.

Everybody, have a great whatever year it is for you and your schooling.

May you learn a thing that you never learned before and get to teach somebody something

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