A bomb in the night, your heart fills with dread, probably a murder of who wants you dead.

It could be a ghost, a demon or worse, perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse.

It's hopeless, you're doomed.

You'd call a priest if you could.

You'd rather just listen to who, sinisterhood.

I'm gonna kill you.

Hey, all, and welcome to another edition of Freaky Friday, where we tell your odd but true stories.

Friday, April 4th is the day.

I don't believe it.

Because I feel like yesterday was January.

Yeah.

So.

Well, it's because, you know, about 10 years worth of shit has happened in three months.

So we're all little mind-fucked when it comes to time.

Right.

Normally time's like one story every few days.

And now it's like 16 stories per day every day.

So it feels like we're speed running this year.

But at least we get to speed run with six jaw-dropping, I will say, stories multiple

times as I was pre-reading these. I was like, what? Y'all. You have a theme again and yours too.

We're bringing back a beloved segment by many. I love this theme and I cannot wait for you

all to hear this segment, but we've got some still non-themed, but in a themed in their

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