Hey, welcome to Fitstog Radio. As you can see, I'm just back from Chicago. I got my, got my

den theater sweatshirt, my den theater hat, had a blast in Chicago. Oh, by the way, I just

almost sneeze. You ever like, you ever get the sneeze and it's coming and it's coming

and you start to get excited because you know about that orgasmic release that happens

in your face and your body and then it starts to fade. And so you look for the light and

you squint and you put your head back and you inhale and it fucking fades away. And if

you're a man, you know that feeling. That's that orgasm that that slips away. You're about

to have it and you brace for it and then it's fucking gone. And you got to chase it all

over again. Maybe you're maybe you're a young stud. You've never faced the fading orgasm,

the fleeting com shot. It's a bitch. It's a bitch because you're so close to paradise.

And I get why people in the 1700s use snuff to make themselves sneeze. I enjoy the shit

out of a good sneeze. Man, do I like that? And I used to have allergies growing up. So between

jerking off and having allergies, I was a happy, happy teenager. Discovering masturbation

as a teenager is life changing. It really makes you feel like all the things you thought

were important before don't mean shit. If I can be alone in my room with a sock and a

boy in sports doesn't matter. Grades don't matter. That matters. Yes. Anyway, gross way to

start a podcast. Welcome to Fitz dog radio. I'm just back me and the wife went to Chicago.

I did a big show at the Den Theater. And well, I'll walk you through it. I'll walk you

through the week. I got started a little bit late for the airport because I did any

Letterman's new podcast. I'm her first guest on her new podcast. I forget what it's called

any world or something. And it was fun. She's a riot. She makes me laugh. And so I got home

late. And then I forgot that it was rush hour on a Thursday and our flight was at like

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